what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan
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THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IS
THE BEST
EXPRESSION
EVER
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i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
You live up to your URL. I like you.
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“if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
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I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder
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